The Buffalo Bills acquired another reptilian being in a blockbuster trade this week. LaSean McCoy will be moving his Earth pod to Buffalo, New York from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania shortly.
McCoy has been in our galaxy for 27 years and will be joining his brother, Scott Chandler, on the Buffalo Bills offense in hopes of getting them into the playoffs in 2015.
McCoy eats a steady diet of flies and other insects which keep him quick and nimble on the field. He doesn’t celebrate Christmas because in his dimension, they don’t have Christmas. His eyes can shoot lasers and he can camouflage himself when he gets nervous.